Q: Are they comfortable to hold?
Depends on how you feel about cradling greatness. But yes — ergonomic-ish.

Q: Is this a joke gift or a real opener?
It’s both. It gets laughs and it cracks bottles clean. Dual threat.

Q: What are they made of?
High-quality TPU — durable, firm,and just the right squish. Just how you like it.

Q: Will these offend my grandma?
Only if she has good eyesight. Otherwise, you're in the clear.